Kitties, kittens, cats, whatever you call felines. They can be oh so adorable. But one day, they'll turn on you. That day when you ignore their meowing and don't pat their head. That day when you step on their tail. They'll leap ontop of the kitchen table, claw at the bills, and then at your eyes. Thus, if you own a kitty, kitten, cat or feline, wear protective gear (no black shirts to extra-sheddy felines).